(F)UNEMPLOYMENT

Hey, guess what? I don't care about that mid year performance review. I don't give a shit, so you'd better stop calling me lame. I'm leaving anyway. Why bother? I'm gonna have fun, enjoying life for a while. Dancing and drinking til I drunk.

Hey. 

Happiness Is Just Around The Corner

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:(

Tonight's the Night

It's that time of year again, people. I'm going to celebrate Eid al-Fitr back in my home town with my family and catch up with some old fellas. But, first I need to catch my 7 PM flight and hopefully the traffic to airport won't be so bad. Otherwise, I'd have to kiss my airplane ticket goodbye. 

Haven't packed my suitcase yet, but, nah, it doesn't matter. Travel light, yes?

By the way, so far I've collected a box of chocolate, two jars of cookies, and two slices of cake as Eid greetings. Not bad, eh? Not bad at all. People could really be that nice sometimes, ho-ho-ho...

Alright then, wish me luck and happy holiday to y'all!! ^ ^

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I Want My Long Hair Back!

Kedai, some time ago.

Houston, We Have A Situation

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So, there is this person who gave me a gift as my birthday present almost a month ago. The thing is, I've never liked this deadliest freaky creature in the human history so far so I'm like, "W-wha-aaat... you've got me a birthday p-p-present?? No kidding!" 

Dude, my own mother doesn't even remember my birthday. And now the first gift I've got for my 27th birthday comes from someone I despise most? Like, what the fudge?

Let's cut the crap in here. Why did you give me that present? 

Tell me. Why? 

WHY?

I don't like you and you're not really a fan of mine. We both know our feelings towards each other. So do explain. What's going on in here? Are you changing course? You don't stand a chance of winning my heart, mind you.

I can't even open that gift you gave me for I don't know how to feel about it. If I open it and I don't like it, I'm afraid that I'm gonna hate you more. If I open it and I like it, I'm gonna hate myself for easily fall prey to the little gimmick of yours. 

So, yeah, thank you very much for putting me in such an awry situation.

Baby, I've Got A Plan!

I've got an atlas in my hands

Run as fast as you can

 

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Yo, Smart-Ass!

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I'm seriously considering about giving up my smartphone right now. It's not like I'm trying to turn my self into a hard-core environmentalist or a health-conscious freak or anything here. The reason I want to ditch that overrated gadget is purely based on my contempt for the poor quality of social interaction caused by telecommunications technology.

I can't even have a proper face to face communication with another person in the presence of this devilish device, for God's sake! When you're engage in the middle of a conversation with someone, please don't shift away your focus into that little toy of yours. If you want to talk, let's talk. Don't make me do the crap while your mind is wandering elsewhere. 

If you're so keen to play with your BlackBerry or iPhone or whatever it is like I give a damn, don't even bother initiating a dialogue with me in the first place. Boy, you must think it's so cute to watch you getting busy with your hands while I'm trying to save our ass from awkward situation.

Do you know what I really really want to do with smartphones right now? 

To give it a good hard kick in its smart-ass!