So This Is It

Don't I deserve someone better whom I can count on? Should I toil endlessly for something I don't even believe in and still also have to babysit this big baby? 

Why did you hire her as intern if she can't even do what I say correctly so that I have to fix it and rework it all over again? This is so goddamn frustrating.

Is this for real? Are we human? Or are we dancer?

Do I Look Like I'm Kidding?

Power outage! Greaaaattt... 

I'm trying to finish some works here, damn it!

And that woman who sits across my cubicle had just commented about my hair. "Girl, it such a messy bun!" she said.

Well you have a messy life, pumpkin. So fuck off and shut up already.

No, seriously. Take a good look at my face and tell me:

A Simple Life Lesson

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...Procrastinating and rationalizing." - Calvin

Something To Annoy You

I Think I Need A New Heart.

Okay, Alright, It's Not Alright

Just be my friend and friend only.

Dear Elmo

Why don't we go and have lunch together just like the old times? And then maybe you and I can go for a drink tonight.

Surrender

Always fancy this woman for her effortlessly chic style and now she sings too. Love it, Lou!

An Open Letter

Dear K, 
I have nothing against you, but if you don't want your topless pictures taken and rapidly published in several magazines, just wear a bathing suit whenever you go sunbathing. Or you can go to a deserted cove, get undressed, and bury your self in sand. 

Cheers,

Me

Oh I Almost Forgot

If you're not on my favorite people list and we rarely speak, do not expect me to recognize your voice when you're trying to reach me by phone without mentioning your name first. Do introduce your self before you burst into evil crazy laughter that bleeds my ears and makes me wondering whether or not you're having a psychotic break. 

Surely You Can't Be Serious

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People can be so annoying sometimes. Why they do what they do, I just don't get it. But, please, please, I'm begging you:

• Do not fucking text me nor call me late at night/early AM unless someone is dying or the world is ending. Not to mention that red text on BBM which all read was "PING!!!" Seriously people, what the hell is wrong with you?
• Do not monopolize the hand dryer in public toilets to dry your body/shirt while others are waiting in line to use it after you. Manner, people! Manner! It's called hand dryer for a reason. 
• Do not make others miserable because of your incompetence. You've got personal problems at home, do not bring it to work. Guess what, I've got problems too! Maybe it's not about a lousy spouse or a fussy baby, but still you don't see me bitching around about it.  
• Don't be a bitch.

Give Me Socks (I Got Cold Feet)

image from blog.myhappyenglish.com

You know what, I should have submitted a letter of resignation by last Monday. But I got cold feet. And now I'm still doing the same old routines here on my desk, doing the media monitoring thing, practicing my speed reading ability with fifteen different newspaper each day (tripled on Monday for I have to read Saturday's and Sunday's newspapers as well), writing press release, replying tons of email, sending clarification letters to media, translating press articles, answering the damn phone, arguing against my supervisor about trivial things, and so on.

Pheeew!

The strange thing is that I suddenly feel that I can still keep pace with my hectic schedules and such demanding Dementor for a little while more. Maybe just until November comes and then I'm gonna be out of here.

I don't know. It could work, I suppose. Just wait and see.

Kata Malam

salam, perempuan (yang pernah kusebut) kesayangan
apa kata malam?

- Sleepwalker

 

I think I miss you. How weird is that? Are you alright there, Sleepwalker? I sincerely hope you are.

And happy full moon to you too, my dear, dear friend.